Tian Bai

老婆要找工作，我得帮忙改简历。不比得我这种差学生的简历，她的简历我主要花时间在删减上。因为一直都信奉一个规则：无论你多牛，简历都没道理超过两页（单面）。人越牛，入得法眼的成就越少，值得写进简历的就更少了。于是不由得YY一下，偶像级的牛人简历应该是什么样（当然那些人的简历不自己写，都由全世界的崇拜者在Wikipedia上写）：

• 我要是Einstein，我就只写这么一句："They gave me a Nobel Prize for my least important findings, because they had failed to understand the other more important ones of mine."
• 我要是Buffett，我就只写这么一句: "The price of whatever I had bought went up; the price of whatever I had sold went down.  I didn’t predict nor control.  People just bought whatever I had bought, and sold whatever I had sold."

我去干活了。要接着YY的欢迎。